Saturday, June 16, 2012

Beer Review: Red Stripe


Red Stripe is a beer that has gained popularity through advertisement over the years; because of this, the makers and distributors have been able to play it off as a beer superior to generic macro lagers. We'll see how it fares in a real world test in just a minute.

The beer pours a thin straw yellow color with quite a bit of carbonation. There's not head to speak of; even with a rather aggressive pour, only a few stray bubbles manage to make it to the surface. Overall a pretty generic looking beer. 

There's a sweet smell to Red Stripe; something akin to a corona or similar imported lager. Kind of musty but definitely syrupy. Not altogether off-putting, but not what I would call pleasing. 

Taste is sweet right off the bat. You get some bready/malty mix throughout the sip but not much else beyond that. Taste is funky; not quite your generic bud taste but almost like you took a bud and aged it. 

Soft drink consistency; drinks thin with a watery mouthfeel. I can deal with watery if there's some flavor to it but if you've read the previous paragraph you know my opinion on that. Not as thin as a light beer which is I guess a redeemable quality. 

You can find Red Stripe "Jamaican Lager" at your local store for around $7.99 but honestly, don't. There's not much that distinguishes Red Stripe from your corona-type varieties; some twists on the adjunct lager taste but basically its the same beer. The only thing keeping me from giving this beer an "F" is the slightly-better-than-light-beer mouthfeel. No other way to describe it other than a bad value. Want taste like this? Get a 30-pack of whatever macro is on sale.

Score: D-  1.5/5

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Beer Review: Goose Island Honker's Ale

Today I'll be reviewing a Chicago favorite, Goose Island's Honker's Ale. This was actually the first craft beer I tried when I moved to Chicago and it's grown to be one of my go-to beers.

This beer pours a light amber color with a quick fading, fluffy head. Overall a nice full-looking beer.

The smell is complex; you get some sweet smelling malts as well as the piney hops as well as a faint citrus smell. The nose really adds a lot to the experience this beer offers.

The taste really wows you from the first sip. Everything that the nose promises is present and then some. There are some really bready malts present that are complimented by some decent hop bitterness. Not a whole lot of fruity flavor but the malt/hop balance is superb, with both of those flavor profiles shining through with strength.

As good as the taste is, the body and mouthfeel of this beer could be even better. The bready malts meld well with the full body and moderate carbonation creating a really bold tasting beer.

This is a solid all around beer that really has no weaknesses. At $7.99 a sixer or even better, $12.99 a 12-pack, this is another one of the best value beers around. Best of all, stores in Chicago love to have sales on it so I've seen a 12 pack for as low as $10.99.

Score: A  4.5/5

Monday, June 11, 2012

Beer Review: Smuttynose Finestkind IPA

A beer review to kick off the summer! This is probably one of my favorite beers ever; really the standard for value as far as I'm concerned. Just a note: it's not uncommon to observe sediment at the bottom of the bottle; even if it looks "chunky," it will break up when you pour it!

I poured this into an oversized wine glass and I think it did a good job of displaying the great cloudy appearance this beer has. Plenty of head  that fades pretty fast but leaves your standard creamy layer on top that keeps that aroma locked in.

Speaking of aroma... it smells resinous. The nose is all hops; oily, piney hops. You can tell how hoppy this beer will be just from its smell. It's not musty but quite crisp smelling (this bottle was pretty fresh).

Let me say here that because of the taste, this beer is my favorite single IPA. You obviously get the huge hops upfront but this beer is more than the hops. Some citrus flavors make their way through; definitely grapefruit and orange rind. You also have a little bit of malty sweetness though I wouldn't say it has a strong malt grounding at all... the main attraction here is the hops! Bold and perfectly melded flavors.

The body and mouthfeel are just about par for the course for an IPA; nothing surprising, just no nonsense goodness.

At $8.99/sixer this beer is a much better deal than almost every worthwhile IPA. Absolutely my go to beer when I can find it in Chicago and it's available widely in NE. Kudos to smuttynose for an outstanding beer.

Score: A+ 5/5

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Beer Review: Boulevard Dark Truth Stout

For my first review in over a half a year, I needed to take a look at a really interesting beer... and the Boulevard Dark Truth Stout definitely fits the bill! I received a 4-pack as a gift from a friend but it will probably run you $10-11; a big shout out to the beer lover in question as this was an extremely generous present! This is an american imperial stout from Boulevard's "Smokestack" series (their high alcohol content beers) but it's brewed with belgian yeast, giving it that creamy belgian consistency.

The beer pours a pitch black color with a fluffy, mocha colored head that dissipates rather quickly into a thin, creamy film that crowns the beer. Upon inspection under light, the beer has a cola-like hue.

Smells consist of raisins, coffee, roasted malts; really more fruity than anything. There is a hint of rubbing alcohol in there (it is 9.7% abv after all) but it's not a dominant scent by any means. Overall a forgettable smell.

This beer has some intense flavors! At the fore are thick toasted malts and raisin/plum flavors with a little bit of alcohol on the back end of the sip. The fruitiness is really secondary to the bitter malt/chocolate notes but its certainly there. Combined with the creaminess of the belgian yeast, the fruitiness makes for a refreshing departure from your normal double stout. I wouldn't say that its a perfect marriage of the two flavor profiles, but it does a damn good job. It's worth noting again that both flavors are bold.

It's been mentioned above but I love the body of this beer; nice and thick like an imperial stout should be (in my opinion). It is on the carbonated side, but not overly so. Alcohol is masked very well.

Bottom line; this was an enjoyable beer! Downsides include a less than perfect mesh of fruit and bitter malt flavors but the body is just excellent. This beer would be a good value at $9/4-pack but I think $11 is pushing it (unconfirmed price).

Score: B+  3.75/5


Saturday, May 7, 2011

Beer Review: Unibroue Maudite

After trying the Unibroue La Fin du Monde and loving it, I was excited to try the Belgian Strong Dark Ale, Maudite from Unibroue. A 4 pack of this beer ran me $9.99 which is OK for a Belgian style ale from a company such as Unibroue.

The color of this beer is a smooth dark brown color with a dark orange hue. The head is not huge like many other Belgian beers but it is sizable and really locks in the citrus smell for the duration of the glass. There's a steady stream of carbonation coming from the bottom of the glass indicative of a healthy amount of carbonation.

There's a medley of clean fruity smells that hit your nose immediately. Big citrusy notes present here; lemon and orange peel mostly. Some yeast smell definitely makes its way into your nose as well. Overall pleasant smell though it does remind me a bit of chemical cleaners... this seems to be a common theme with citrusy beers. Maybe its just my nose.

The taste is impressive. The citrus taste mirrors the smell and everything is wrapped up in a substantial, doughy malt backbone. This beer strikes an excellent balance of sweetness and other flavors with some dark fruit flavors coming through. To complete the package, everything is very crisp without being thin; truly a great mesh of flavors.

The body of this beer is excellent for an everyday drink; it's substantial but drinkable. This is definitely one of my favorite belgian style beers. Even at 8% abv, there is no hint of alcohol burn at all but you will certainly feel the effects of it after 2 beers. Not an amazing value at $9.99 + tax, but worth every penny.

Score: A-  4.0/5

Friday, May 6, 2011

Beer Review: Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock

This beer is regarded, in the craft world as one of the best doppelbock's (a stronger version of a bock) produced. I picked up a 4-pack for $10.99 + tax. There's is actually a funny story behind this beer for me. When  I was down to my last beer of the bunch, I reached into the fridge to grab it and to my dismay I found a bottle covered with beer slush. Apparently the fridge was on full blast and the beer was close to the freezer unit so the beer froze, expanded and seeped out onto the bottle. I was able to salvage about 1/2 the bottle from this frozen one but the following review is based on a fresh beer (not frozen at any point). As for the beer itself...

The dark amber color looks like a glass of root beer until you see the modest head. It's enticing and though the head is not large, it is very creamy and sticks well to the side of the glass.

There is a whole lot going on in the smell here: tons of sweet, fruity flavors excite the sense. There is definitely a dominant dark fruit smell; maybe prunes, raisins or cherries. Not much hop smell here, but I wouldn't really expect any in the first place.

The first sip is a delightful melody of the aforementioned flavors; big complex raisin/plum flavor followed by sweet malts. There is a definite doughy taste to the malt, but the problem is that the doughy flavor does not correspond to a viscous consistency in the body. More on that later. There's a little bite of alcohol on the back end of the sip but that is really overshadowed by the sweetness of the beer. I really did love the first few sips but by the end of the glass I wasn't psyched about the flavor; it was a bit TOO sweet for me, I found, and while the flavors were robust, they were very separate and didn't meld particularly well together.

The body of this beer is, to be frank, is off. There is not a lot of carbonation and it's a very thin beer. I guess I was expecting sort of a viscous consistency and this was quite the opposite. I could have dealt with the little carbonation if there was any substance to the body, but alas, there was none. Even though the thin body makes it very easy to drink and the 6.7% alcohol is nowhere to be found, I wasn't wowed by any means. Definitely some disappointment here.

For the money I paid, and the hype surrounding it, I was expecting more from this beer. Maybe doppelbocks just aren't for me, but his beer left something to be desired.

Score: C+  3.25/5


Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Beer Spotlight: Glassware

Perhaps when you see someone drinking beer out of a glass you think, “that seems like a waste, I can just drink out of the bottle.” This is a valid point; you have to go through the trouble of pouring the beer into another vessel when you could eliminate the middleman, so to speak, and drink from the bottle. The fact is, drinking beer from a glass is a different experience than drinking from the bottle. Furthermore, there are actually different glasses that are more suited to a specific type of beer. First off, when beer is poured into a glass, the aromas that were trapped by the bottle are released creating a much more intense sense of smell. Smell is a large factor in determining how something tastes so if you are not getting the true or full smell of the beer, then you are, in fact, missing part of the taste. Glassware doesn't have to be an expensive part of your cabinet, I think I've spent like $20 on glassware in total and I have quite a few glasses. Pictured to the right are a few of my favorite and I would consider, essential, glasses I use on a regular basis. I don't want people to feel as though they are not real beer drinkers if they don't want to buy beer glasses; the take home point from this article is that your drinking experience can be significantly improved if you simply pour out your beer. In the following, I'll detail some of the characteristics of the 3 glasses that a beer aficionado might have in his cabinet. 

First, and easily most well known is the basic (american) pint glass. The absolute symbol of the working class, this glass holds 16oz unless you have the british version which holds 20oz and doesn't have any extraordinary characteristics about it. It is usually designed to be sturdy, cheap and hold a bunch of beer. Because of its sort of generic styling, it is really suitable for most beers. I personally pour all my lagers, stouts, porters, bitters and some IPAs in this glass but it is also suitable for Imperial Stouts and anything that isn't designed to have an extraordinary head or a pungent odor. Most breweries make branded versions of the pint glass and as you can see this is what I have. I'm not necessarily endorsing the Cape Cod brewing company (although they are a great bunch of guys and run a smooth operation) but I love this glass. It's a tad thicker than other pints and I should have it for a very long time. In sum, this is a great place to start your beer connaisseuring journey.


Next we have the wheat beer glass, or weizen glass as it is commonly referred to. This is a tall, slender glass usually holds 22oz and is designed for exactly what it is named for, wheat beers. Wheat beers have big, fluffy heads so in order to display that, and give it enough space to expand voluptuously, weizen glasses have a skinny bottom and a more bulbous top. Though the top is somewhat narrow, the glass still leaves plenty of room to smell the spicy, fruity notes in many wheat beers. The one things about weizen glass that is pretty annoying is the fact that they are difficult to clean; you have to have a brush or something to really get down to the bottom, but this is usually not a problem. In sum, the weizen glass is a classy, functional glass intended for all you hefeweizen drinkers out there. Just do me a huge favor and if you happen to pour a Blue Moon into one of these, DO NOT garnish with an orange slice. This kills the head and really dumbs down the flavor of the beer. 


Last but most certainly not least is the tulip glass. I remember the first time I told one of my friends I was getting a tulip glass, he laughed in my face and called me a girl. Little did he know that a tulip glass is one of the most, if not THE most manly glass out there. This glass comes in a wide range of sizes, from 12oz-22oz. Most common, if I'm not mistaken is the 16oz size but I have the 22oz Duvel tulip (again not an endorsement but I do love it!) As you can see, the tulip has a big, bulbous bottom and a tapered top and mouth. The main function of this design is trapping smells in the glass and promoting a large head. Usually when I reach for my tulip, it's to pour a Double IPA or a belgian beer but any "big" beer that would benefit from increased access to smell is great. I love using this glass for Imperial Stouts because the roasted malt smell really shines with this design. In sum, look like a bad ass and experience a whole new side of your beer with this glass. 


Anyone who is still a skeptic, please have someone pour you a beer in a glass like one I've just shown you and I guarantee that you will at the very least have a more interesting drinking experience. I strongly believe, too, that your beer will taste better. Thanks for reading!